Someday your face will freeze like that!
What if everyone jumped off a cliff…Would you do it, too?
You’re going to put your eye out with that thing!
Don’t put that in your mouth…you don’t know where it’s been.
Did you flush?
I hope someday you have children just like you.
If I have to get out of this chair!
Don’t eat that, you’ll get worms!
A little soap and water never killed anyone!
You could have been dead in a ditch for all I knew!
Don’t use that tone with me!
You won’t be happy until you break that, will you!
You’d lose your head if it wasn’t attached to your shoulders!
You’d better wipe that smile off your face before I come and do it for you!
What part of the word no don’t you understand?
Why? Because I said so, that’s why?
Now come back downstairs and go back up again without stamping your feet!
I’ve told you a million times, don’t exaggerate!
Go tidy your room-and be ruthless with it!
Your eyes are bigger than your belly!
It’ll end in tears!
Allison Vale and Alison Rattle, Mothers’ Wit.