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Your age is immaterial, your looks irrelevant. Your bank balance, on the other hand-let’s not joke about with that. Grabbing F(28). Box no.3652.
5 September is the anniversary of my divorce. So too are 17 November, 12 January, 8 March and 21 June. Summer is usually much quieter-take advantage of the sunshine and lawyers’ vacation periods by dating impatient, money-grabbing PR senior (F, 39). Box no. 2582.
I’m a Pisces- which makes you and me a bad match, but how about your good-looking friend? Non-committal, easily-distracted, fly-by-night F(35). Sorry, I think I just heard my phone ring. Box no. 2541.
Blah, blah, whatever. Indifferent woman. Go ahead and write. Box no. 3253. Like I care.
Don’t send me any poems. Woman, 34. Fed up of getting poems. Box no. 4253.
Bastard. Complete and utter. Whatever you do, don’t reply-you’ll only regret it. Box no. 2817.
Narcissistic man, 32. If you’re better-looking than me (and I doubt it), why don’t you write? Box no. 6511.
Romance is dead. So is my mother. Man, 42, inherited wealth. Box no. 7652.
Come on everybody! C-C-C-Come on everybody! Lecturer in Linguistics and Philosophy (M, 38) seeks F to 35 with interest in the subfield of morphosyntax and theories of distributed morphology. Replies, and details of major published works, please, to Jive Bunny, J-J-J-Jive Bunny, box no. 4332.
My ideal woman is a man. Sorry, mother. Box no. 6221.
Not all female librarians are gay and called Susan. I, however, am and would like to meet non-librarian gay woman to 35 with names as Polly, Kate or Demeter. Chichester. Box no. 5208.
I’m the one that you want. Unfortunately, though, I fancy your mate. Could you give her my number? Box no. 9573. Cheers.
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